Supa Hot Fire

On May 25, 2011, MrDeshawnRaw uploaded "The Rap Battle [Parody]" and created a perfect satire of battle rap culture. The premise was simple: Supa Hot Fire drops mediocre bars while his hypemen react like he just ended a career. "I'm not a rapper," he insists, repeatedly, before absolutely not rapping.

The genius lies in the crowd. Every tepid punchline triggers pandemonium—men collapse, jaws drop, someone literally combusts. It's the anti-rap, the deconstruction of hype itself, and it hit 18 million views before the original was deleted.

But Supa Hot Fire refused to stay buried. Chris Rock showed up as "Tremendous." Soulja Boy became the only opponent to ever beat him. And in February 2024, he battled Eli Manning, who used the opportunity to diss Tom Brady because of course he did.

Thirteen years later, "but I'm not a rapper" still echoes whenever someone drops an underwhelming take to thunderous applause. The bit never aged because the internet never stopped overhyping mediocrity.

He's still not a rapper. He's immortal.