Go To Horny Jail

BONK.

On March 19, 2020, as the world locked down and collective horniness reached unprecedented levels, iFunny user BaconatorSr posted an image that would become the internet's official anti-thirst response. The template was simple: Doge swinging a bat at Cheems, accompanied by the words "Go to Horny Jail."

The timing was impeccable. With everyone stuck at home, social media became increasingly... suggestive. Twitter thirst traps multiplied. OnlyFans subscriptions soared. And the internet needed a way to acknowledge the collective degeneracy while gently chastising it. "Bonk" became the universal sound of horny correction.

The format spread from iFunny to Twitter to every platform imaginable. By April 2020, you couldn't post anything remotely flirtatious without someone replying with the bonk. It was both a joke and a genuine social function—a way to acknowledge attraction while maintaining ironic distance.

The meme represented a perfect fusion of the Doge legacy: the original Shiba Inu as authority figure, Cheems as the pitiful recipient of discipline. Two generations of the same meme, interacting across time. Father bonking son. Circle of life.

By late 2020, the bonk had been overused to the point of meaninglessness. Every horny post had been bonked. The jail was overcrowded. The meme had served its purpose—helping us laugh through the horniest, loneliest months of the pandemic.

No conjugal visits.